DAAAAAMMMMMNNNNN!!!!!The wait is over!!!! 15-ish years in the making I'm reunited with my childhood love, the Air Jordan V (no, I didn't want the pink when I was 11, but I'm just more awesome now). I can already jump higher and run faster. Just walking to the coffee machine at work I set a world record (we always have a Guiness Book employee on hand just in case). I stood up from my desk too fast and it almost exploded. Anyway... they're sweet.
Whoever we play in dodgeball tonight better watch out!!!!!!